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Friday, January 20, 2012

RACHEL BILSON'S A GANGSTA!



I was checking my e-mails last night and I saw this FUNNY OR DIE newsletter. I honestly can't stop listening to this. It's just sooo HOT and awesome! Here is the RACHEL BILSON CALL ME DOCTOR LYRICS, LYRICS OF RACHEL BILSON CALL ME DOCTOR, CALL ME DOCTOR HART OF DIXIE, RACHEL BILSON CW HART OF DIXIE CALL ME DOCTOR


You said I look like a what?
Like a real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me
Wouldn't act like me?
Wouldn't look at me?
Ah
Hell no

Lab coat
Dolce
Clipboard
Prada
Vera Wang short shorts
Name tag
Doctor
C.W. bitches
What the fuck you would expect
Call me doctor
Stethoscope
Hanging 'round my neck

Sing chick
New shit
New show
Full clip
Fresh dip
New kicks
Only Jimmy Choos bitch!
Been a little while but I'm back again
(Down, down)
Summer Roberts back up on the track again
(Down, down)
Peaced up out The O.C.
Ben and Brody deuces!
Did a couple movies
Drank a couple juices!
Still they coming at me
Like where you been
You should be asking
Mischa Barton

Critics talking shit about my acting
Nice chick shtick ain't happening
Who be blogging on the internet?
Jealous tricks
Suck a tit
Get a Pap smear with an oven mitt
Bitch!

Too hot
Give your man tent in his trousers
Styling
So all the critics wanna doubt her
And I'm unbelievable?
Check your web browser
Haters get two words
Doogie Howser

Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
The doctor will see you

I'm an innovator
A resuscitator
You're only part dead
Pass the defibrillator
(Clear!)
I'm a monster
(Clear!)
I go HAM!
Jay and 'Ye can keep the throne
'Cause I don't give a damn
(Thank you!)

Every other month
On the cover of
Magazines
Periodical
Front and center with the pouty mouth
Still they pounce me
Coming out my house
Paparazzi flashing up
Pop pop!
When my gat comes out

Little bitty actresses
Trynna get they asses kissed
Makes me wanna slap a bitch
Put them on a blacklist
5 foot nothing
Flow like Cam’ron
If Natalie get mad at me
Remind her who the black swan

Fuck the Emmy's
Fuck the fame
Just addicted to the money and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the Prius
Full tint
Louis print
What's my motherfucking name?

Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
Call me doctor
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
What's up doc?
The doctor will see you


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